Cranky (CrankDatYank2)

art/bio/resume and such

This page is devoted to him.

Real Name: Epigmenio “Epi” Mendoza Flores

My Facecult Page Below:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001823272477

Ethnicity: Mexican, Possibly Spanish/Catalonian (sure as hell white enough to look the part)

Bio: Born into the asshole of society, son of immigrant parents who were fortunate enough to sprint past the border in a ditch effort to make it into the “land of opportunity”, it didn’t work…
He could have easily taken a life of petty crime and be in a juvenile detention facility or dead in some stinky ditch in Eden Gardens but instead he showed enough intelligence to pick up a damn crayon and start drawing his own face, this narcissistic fascination is what drew him into art and the rest is for history to tell…

His History with Skully is a muddled, murky pool full of discarded cat feces and deprived hentai. It involved an Anime club, thrown chess pieces, hurt feelings, lots of gay bum sex, and ultimately a bond that will not be easily broken. This Dynamic Duo is here to stay and i will proudly proclaim him as my Sexy German Man, always ;3

 
Resume:Umm I dont really have one per’se, i guess the closest thing i have to claim is that i freelance a lot for personal clients, and te internets (Gaia forums/art contests) but that’s about it, unlike my more experienced friend Skully.